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Reflections on Trusting Trust Ken Thompson Reprinted from Communication of the ACM, Vol. 27, No. 8, August 1984, pp. 761-763. Copyright 1984, Association for Computing Machinery, Inc. Also appears in ACM Turing Award Lectures: The First Twenty Years 1965-1985 Copyright 1987 by the ACM press and Computers Under Attack: Intruders, Worms, and Viruses Copyright 1990 by the ACM press. This is a ...
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Laugh along with GNU Table of contents Introduction Create More Laughs Laughs Software Documentation Music Poems The Fourth Estate Computing Science And Engineering Unclassified Disclaimer including a perfect Disclaimer! Humor Submission Guidelines Introduction This is a web page designed to provide some laughs to the working hackers. It contains software, documentation, music, poems, etc.
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EPIGRAMS IN PROGRAMMING 1. One man's constant is another man's variable. 2. Functions delay binding; data structures induce binding. Moral: Structure data late in the programming process. 3. Syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semicolon. 4. Every program is a part of some other program and rarely fits. 5. If a program manipulates a large amount of data, it does so in a small number of ways. 6.
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Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal Back in the good old days-- the Golden Era of computers-- it was easy to separate the men from the boys (sometimes called Real Men and Quiche Eaters in the literature). During this period, the Real Men were the ones who understood computer programming, and the Quiche Eaters were the ones who didn't. A real computer programmer said things like DO 10 I=1, 10 and ...
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Keith Gaughan: Programmica Esoterica The Esoteric Programming Languages Webring I'm the RingMaster of the Esoteric Programming Languages Webring. Anyone's free to join as long as they have some content on their site to do with them. Join the ring - you know it's right! 13th October, 2001: The ring appeared on Slashdot recently, if it's of any interest to anyone... Here's what happened to ring ...
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The Tao Of Programming Translated by Geoffrey James Transcribed by Duke Hillard Transmitted by Anupam Trivedi, Sajitha Tampi, and Meghshyam Jagannath Re-html-ized and edited by Kragen Sittler Last modified 1996-04-10 or earlier Table of Contents The Silent Void The Ancient Masters Design Coding Maintenance Management Corporate Wisdom Hardware and Software Epilogue Book 1 - The Silent Void Thus ...
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Orthogonal is an unusual computer language in which your program flow can go sideways. In actuality in can go in just about any direction you could want. Orthogonal is currently a proof-of-concept experiment, and right now the language is rather primitive. Nonetheless, a working interpreter has been created, and several non-trivial programs have been written for it, including the pi spigot ...
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The Evolution of a Programmer High School/Jr.High 10 PRINT HELLO WORLD 20 END First year in College program Hello(input, output) begin writeln('Hello World') end. Senior year in College (defun hello (print (cons 'Hello (list 'World)))) New professional #include stdio.h void main(void) { char *message = { Hello , World }; int i; for(i = 0; i 2; ++i) printf( %s , message ); printf( \n ); } ...
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Wouter van Oortmerssen, 15 november 1997 The False Programming Language I designed this language with two particular objectives: confusing everyone with an obfuscated syntax, and designing an as powerful language as possible with a tiny implementation: in this case a compiler executable of just 1024 bytes (!), written in pure 68000 assembler. Here's a couple of example programs to give a taste ...
Programming If teaching an individual to use a computer is bad, teaching someone to program one is worse. Him: I can download games like Quake and play them during lunch, you know. Me: We're only allowed 10 megs in our accounts, and the system administrators would notice you downloading a large file. Him: Nah, I could hack it so he couldn't. Me: Ah, so you are into hacking. By the way do you ...
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Weird Programming Languages INTERCAL by Donald R. Woods and James M. Lyon Created in 1972, the Mother of All (intentionally) Weird Programming Languages. A language designed to be as different as possible from all others. It is quite a success, except that it operates on binary numbers (fixed in TriINTERCAL) and it is one-dimensional. (Is that the same Don Woods who wrote Adventure ) Brian ...
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Computer Programming Humor Interviewer: Is studying computer science the best way to prepare to be a programmer Bill Gates: No, the best way to prepare is to write programs, and to study great programs that other people have written. In my case, I went to the garbage cans at the Computer Science Center and I fished out listings of their operating system. DEBUGGING : Removing the needles from ...
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Eternal Flame (song parody) This is a parody of the song God Lives on Terra by Julia Ecklar. For more information about this song, visit Songworm. I was taught assembler in my second year of school. It's kinda like construction work -- with a toothpick for a tool. So when I made my senior year, I threw my code away, And learned the way to program that I still prefer today. Now, some folks on the ...
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Holger's Humor Page Stolen from various sources throughout the Internet Note: This Webpage may contain bugs! You are vistor number: Table of contents Santa is a System Administrator One hundred bugs... What if IBM made toasters How to shoot in your foot using different programming langages Why C++ is like teenage sex. Does a LAN have a System Administrator The best of Dan Quayle. New Integer ...
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Your source for information, articles, downloads and discussions about delphi, kylix and other development related issues. Here you will find hundreds of frequently asked questions, thousands of downloads and messages in our online discussion forums.
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22 Feb 2001 From the cover of Smart Computing: Here are some of things we've learned about: Setting up new systems .. Getting printers to print Wow! For all these years I was using my printer as a fish tank, never knowing that it could actually print! What a discovery, thanks to Smart Computing! 27 Nov 2000 Got a mystical message from my Outlook calendar today: Appointment occurs in the past .
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LinkScan Finds Broken Links and Creates SiteMaps. Developed by Electronic Software Publishing Corporation (Elsop) ...
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Fifty Ways to Hose Your Code Kind of by Paul Simon The problem's all inside your code she said to me; Recursion is easy if you take it logically. I'm here to help you if you're struggling to learn C, There must be fifty ways to hose your code. She said it's really not my habit to #include, And I hope my files won't be lost or misconstrued; But I'll recompile at the risk of getting screwed, There ...
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How to Program in C The Ten Commandments for C Programmers 1 Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily its perception and judgement oft exceed thine. 2 Thou shalt not follow the NULL pointer, for chaos and madness await thee at its end. 3 Thou shalt cast all function arguments to the expected type if they are not of that type already, even when thou art ...
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Indigo Humor Page. Hand selected jokes for your enjoyment. Easy to browse collection.
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