The White Shoe Irregular: In the Dark: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles T h e w h i t e s h o e i r r e g u l a r : a m i n d t o r h y m e a n d t w o h y p e d f e e t . prose | poetry | miscellanea | congressional record | lofty and low | regulars about | submit | contact | contest | archive | home First Time Here Breaking News Former president Bill Clinton clarifies possible misconception: I want to assure the American people that I am and always have been down ...