Christmas jokes, full of festive fun, short jokes, long jokes, father christmas jokes, reindeer jokes, humourous carols and lots more !

Happy Holidaze! 'Tis the season to be jolly, right Well, what better way to celebrate than with some Doggy Style holiday columns, the perfect gift when you care enough to offend the very best.... Christmas Thanksgiving New Year's Valentine's Day Christmas I'm Beginning to Shop a Lot Like Christmas New for 2001! Christmas is going to be different this year. Not just because the outside of every ...

Featuring original Christmas stories that will leave you believing that miracles happen and dreams come true, plus lots of other Christmas stories and poems, an interactive Christmas story and so much more!

Christmas with a humorous twist. Share your Christmas catastrophes, the most useless gift you've ever received and more! Even send an electronic Christmas card!

Merry Christmas this is the 1999 model A new solution to a pressing problem: what to do with all those worthless CDs from our friends at AOL, Microsoft et. al. We all regret the shift from Recyclable floppy disks to otherwise-useless CDROMs. Useless until now.. This 1999 model is a real 3-d tree, which uses a lot more CDs, and also is a lot harder to design and build than the original 1997 model.

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A fish, a barrel, and a smoking gun for 18 December 1998. Updated every WEEKDAY. It's an undeniable, repeatedly proven American fact: Hype annihilates enthusiasm. And yet, year after year, the tinsel and faux gifts and tackily clad elves are rolled out and dusted off and assembled unattractively, much to the chagrin of hundreds of thousands of hapless shoppers nationwide. And year after year, ...

Admit it. You've always wanted to send out a family newsletter at Christmas. Maybe it was so you could keep your friends up to date. Perhaps it was to save money on long distance phone calls. But most likely it was because you wanted to avenge those people who keep sending you their insipid newsletters even though you return them year after year marked Died--Left No Forwarding Address . The ...

Jason's 1997 Christmas Creation(Enjoy!!!!!) Scroll to the bottom to see the best top ten list that was sent in!!! Top Ten Reasons Why Christmas is the Best Holiday: Getting drunk and passing out under the Christmas tree My dad's farts get overtaken by the smell of the Christmas tree Presents Family is usually happy (sometimes) No work Getting drunk and peeing on the neighbor's lawn Dressing dogs ...