Funny Pictures and Cartoons based on humor puns and wordplays on Books and Movies like Jurassic Park, Forrest Gump, Saving Private Ryan, The bone collector and many more ...

PLOT-O-MATIC Have you ever sat in the movie theater and thought, Hey, I can write a better movie than this! Well, it's true. And it's easier than you think! Now, thanks to the brand new PLOT-O-MATIC, you can come up with plots just like the big boys do. And make the same easy money! Joe Eszterhas and Shane Black won't have anything on you. It's easy! Just pick out the characters and plot ...

Don't have time to watch it all Let's face it. There's a lot of movies out there and very little time to watch them in. Well sit back and relax, because your troubles are solved! We here at Movie-A-Minute have come up with a solution. We've taken several classic and contemporary movies and extracted the important stuff, cutting out all the filler. (You'd be surprised how much filler there is ...

A compilation of 555 numbers from movies, television and radio ...

Hollywood's Coming! Here's Hollywood's attempt to ride the Internet hype: 15 upcoming or currently released films either directly about the net, or modified from the original, to include the net. Click on a title to read its capsule summary and save the price of admission. THE NET (Columbia) - HACKERS (MGM/UA) - VIRTUOSITY (Paramount) - EXIT ZERO (New Line) - ON THE ROAD (American Zoetrope) - ...

By David J. Parker Additional Material By Samuel Stoddard There are certain things that should automatically tip off any filmmaker that the movie they are about to make shouldn't be made. We have compiled a list of some of these sure-fire tip-offs in the form of an exam. We think all filmmakers should be required to take this exam before beginning work on a movie. Answering yes to any one ...

It's zany, irreverent, philosophical, funny and free! It changes every day! It's the Internet Movie Strip! Check it out!

Game for naming porno movies, Naming porn movies based on real movie titles, We supply the real titles, you provide what the porn title should be ...

Open your feeble eyes and feast with us at the great Hollywood orgy, rife with tortured stories, littered with lost souls, and smellier than Lynchburg, VA. Be witness to the incredible spectacle that is Los Angeles' inner soul, bought and sold at cafe tables like a whore's money dance. Feel the shaky rattle of earthquake weakened tarmac as the titans of glitz roll over any pathetic attempt to ...

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